Funny New Job Wishes, Messages, Texts

A great way to brighten someone's day is to send them a funny new job wish or message. Whether you're congratulating a loved one on a new job or wishing them all the best, these amusing messages will put a smile on their face.

Below are various funny new job wishes, texts, and messages;

1.    May your new job be less frustrating than trying to fix a printer with a stapler.

2.    Good luck with your new job. May it be less stressful than watching a cat try to fit into a box.

3.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be more exciting than watching paint dry.

4.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be more fulfilling than staring at a blank Word document.

5.    Best of luck with your new job. May it be more satisfying than finally finding the missing sock.

6.    Here's to your new job. May it be more enjoyable than waiting for your computer to update.

7.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be less confusing than trying to navigate a website with autoplaying videos.

8.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be less boring than staring at a spinning wheel.

9.    Good luck with your new job. May it be more rewarding than finally beating a difficult level in a video game.

10.    Here's to your new job. May it be more interesting than watching grass grow.

11.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be more fun than listening to elevator music.

12.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be less tedious than filling out paperwork.

13.    Good luck with your new job. May it be less annoying than a telemarketer call.

14.    Here's to your new job. May it be less stressful than trying to find a parking spot in a crowded mall.

15.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be less tiring than a long meeting with no coffee.

16.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be more adventurous than a long wait in a long queue.

17.    Good luck with your new job. May it be more productive than a long day of procrastination.

18.    Here's to your new job. May it be more challenging than a tough crossword puzzle.

19.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be more creative than a blank canvas.

20.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be more exciting than a roller coaster ride.

21.    Good luck with your new job. May it be more satisfying than completing a jigsaw puzzle.

22.    Here's to your new job. May it be more fun than a day at the amusement park.

23.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be more fulfilling than a good book.

24.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be more rewarding than a big lottery win.

25.    Good luck with your new job. May it be more enjoyable than a good movie.

26.    Here's to your new job. May it be more interesting than a museum visit.

27.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be more fun than a day at the beach.

28.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be more exciting than a road trip.

29.    Good luck with your new job. May it be more satisfying than a good meal.

30.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be more fun than a day at the zoo.

31.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be more exciting than a concert.

32.    Good luck with your new job. May it be more satisfying than a good workout.

33.    Here's to your new job. May it be more interesting than a science experiment.

34.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be more fun than a day at the park.

35.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be more exciting than a game of laser tag.

36.    Good luck with your new job. May it be more satisfying than a good nap.

37.    Here's to your new job. May it be more interesting than a history lesson.

38.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be more fun than a day at the aquarium.

39.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be more exciting than a trip to the moon.

40.    Good luck with your new job. May it be more satisfying than a good soak in the tub.

41.    Here's to your new job. May it be more interesting than a magic trick.

42.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be more fun than a day at the fair.

43.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be more exciting than a hot air balloon ride.

44.    Good luck with your new job. May it be more satisfying than a good cup of coffee.

45.    Here's to your new job. May it be more interesting than a science fiction movie.

46.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be more fun than a day at the water park.

47.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be more exciting than a skydiving experience.

48.    Good luck with your new job. May it be more satisfying than a good glass of wine.

49.    Here's to your new job. May it be more interesting than a mystery novel.

50.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be more fun than a day at the aquarium.

51.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be more exciting than a bungee jump.

52.    Good luck with your new job. May it be more satisfying than a good puzzle.

53.    Here's to your new job. May it be more interesting than a TED talk.

54.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be more fun than a day at the zoo.

55.    Congratulations on your new job! May it be more exciting than a theme park.

56.    Good luck with your new job. May it be more satisfying than a good workout.

57.    Here's to your new job. May it be more interesting than a magic show.

58.    Wishing you all the best in your new job. May it be more fun than a day at the beach.

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