Funny Valentine Messages, Wishes and Texts
There are quite a number of benefits of sending funny Valentine's day messages and wishes. People will have a good time laughing, which will make the day go more smoothly. It can also put people at ease, which can make them more honest and open with each other. Additionally, sending funny Valentine's day messages can make the recipient feel appreciated, which can lead to stronger relationships.
Below are various funny Valentine's Day messages, wishes, and texts;
1. You're the cherry on top of my sundae.
2. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who makes me
feel like I'm part of a fairy tale. You're the person who makes me
feel like I'm living in a romantic novel, who surprises me with grand
gestures, and who always treats me like a queen. I'm so lucky to have
found my prince (or princess) charming.
3. You light up my life like a Las Vegas casino.
4. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good
with poems, let's go grab a brew!
5. I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a
lot.
6. You're the only person I'd spend Valentine's Day
in sweatpants with.
7. You make my heart race faster than a car in a
high-speed chase.
8. I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.
9. You're the cheese to my wine.
10. Love is like a fart, if you have to force it,
it's probably crap.
11. You're the person who makes me feel like I can be myself (even when I'm being silly or weird). You're the one who never judges me for my quirks, who accepts me for who I am, and who makes me feel comfortable in my own skin. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who lets me be me.
12. You're the hot sauce to my tacos.
13. I'm sorry I forgot it was Valentine's Day, but
let's be honest, it's just a Hallmark holiday anyway.
14. You're the salsa to my chips.
15. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who makes me
feel like the luckiest person in the world. I'm so grateful to have
found someone who is not only my partner but also my best friend. You
make me laugh, you make me feel loved, and you make my heart skip a
beat. I may not have the perfect words to express how I feel, but I
hope you know that you mean everything to me.
16. You're the missing puzzle piece to my heart.
17. You're the one who makes me believe in fairy
tales. You're the person who makes me feel like I'm living in a
romantic comedy, who surprises me with grand gestures, and who never
fails to make me feel like a princess. Happy Valentine's Day to the
one who makes my dreams come true.
18. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who always
knows how to make me feel better, even when I'm being a grump.
19. You're the apple of my eye, the peanut butter to
my jelly, and the cookie to my milk. You're the person who makes me
smile when I'm sad, who listens to me when I need to vent, and who
makes me feel loved even on my worst days. Happy Valentine's Day to
the one who has stolen my heart (and my snacks).
20. I know I'm not the easiest person to love (I can
be a bit of a handful), but you always make me feel like I'm worth it.
You're the one who makes me feel like I can conquer the world, even
when I'm feeling down. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who always
lifts me up and never lets me down.
21. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who always makes me feel loved, even when I'm feeling unlovable.
22. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who always
knows how to make me laugh, even when I'm crying.
23. You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut
butter to my jelly, and the ketchup to my fries. Happy Valentine's
Day!
24. Happy Valentine's Day to the person who stole my
heart and won't give it back!
25. You're the bacon to my eggs.
26. You're the person who makes me feel like I'm the
only one who matters. You're the one who takes the time to really
listen to me, who shows me that I'm important, and who always puts my
needs first. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who makes me feel loved
and cherished.
27. I love you more than my morning cup of coffee
(and that's saying a lot). You're the cream to my sugar, the foam to
my latte, and the caffeine to my soul. I don't know what I'd do
without you. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who makes every day feel
like a cozy coffee shop date.
28. You're the person who makes me feel like I can
take on the world. You're the one who supports me in everything I do,
who never lets me give up, and who always has my back. Happy
Valentine's Day to the one who makes me feel like I can do anything.
29. You're the only person I'd share my pizza with
(and that's saying a lot).
30. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who makes me
feel like a million bucks (even when I'm wearing sweatpants and no
makeup). You're the person who sees the beauty in me, who loves me for
who I am, and who never judges me for my imperfections. I'm so lucky
to have you in my life.
31. You're the person who makes me believe in love
again. I may have had my heart broken a few times in the past, but you
make me realize that it was all worth it because it led me to you.
You're the one who makes me feel like anything is possible. Happy
Valentine's Day to the one who makes me believe in happily ever after.
32. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who always
makes me feel special, even on a random Tuesday.
33. You're the person who makes me feel like I'm the
luckiest person in the world. You're the one who loves me
unconditionally, who supports me through thick and thin, and who
always makes me feel like I have a true partner in life. Happy
Valentine's Day to the one who completes me.
34. You're the person who makes me laugh until my
sides hurt. You're the one who always knows the perfect joke to tell,
who never takes life too seriously, and who always sees the bright
side of things. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who makes my life a
comedy (in the best possible way).
35. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who always
knows how to cheer me up, even when I'm being a drama queen.
36. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm single and
ready to mingle, how about you?
37. You're my sunshine on a rainy day.
38. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who always has
my back, even when I'm being ridiculous.
39. You're the person I want to grow old and wrinkly
with (but let's not rush that part).
40. You're my lobster (if you don't get this
reference, we can't be together).
41. Happy Valentine's Day to the person who makes my
heart skip a beat. You're the one who makes me feel alive, who fills
my life with excitement, and who always surprises me with new
adventures. I'm so grateful for your spontaneity and your zest for
life.
42. Happy Valentine's Day to the person who makes me
feel like I'm part of a fairy tale. You're the one who treats me like
a prince or princess, who sweeps me off my feet, and who makes me feel
like we're living in a magical world. I'm so lucky to have found my
happily ever after with you.
43. You're the person who makes me feel like I'm
walking on sunshine. You're the one who brightens up my day with your
smile, who makes me feel like I'm the only one in the world, and who
makes my heart skip a beat every time I see you. Happy Valentine's Day
to the one who lights up my life.
44. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who always
knows how to make me feel better, even when I'm being a hypochondriac.
45. You're the person who makes me feel like I'm
living in a romantic novel. You're the one who writes me poetry, who
whispers sweet nothings, and who always knows the right thing to say.
Happy Valentine's Day to the one who makes my heart flutter and my
soul sing.
46. You're the person who never fails to surprise
me. You're the one who comes up with the most unexpected gifts, who
plans the most unique dates, and who always knows how to make me feel
special. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who keeps me on my toes (in
the best possible way).
47. I'm so glad I swiped right on you.
48. Happy Valentine's Day to the person who makes
every day feel like a holiday. You're the one who decorates our home,
who plans special surprises, and who always makes sure that we're
celebrating life's little moments. I'm so grateful for your creativity
and your enthusiasm.
49. You're the only person I'd share my Netflix
password with.
50. Happy Valentine's Day to the person who always
knows how to cheer me up. You're the one who tells me silly jokes, who
does funny dances, and who always finds a way to put a smile on my
face. I'm so grateful for your lightheartedness and your ability to
make me laugh.
51. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who always
makes me smile, even when I'm having a terrible day.
52. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who makes me
feel like the luckiest person in the world. You're the person who
always knows how to make me smile, who never fails to make me feel
loved, and who always has my back. I couldn't ask for a better partner
in crime.
53. You're the one who makes me feel like a kid
again. You're the person who makes me want to dance in the rain, play
in the snow, and sing at the top of my lungs. You're the one who
reminds me that life is too short to be serious all the time. Happy
Valentine's Day to the one who brings out the child in me.
54. Happy Valentine's Day to the person who makes my
heart sing. You're the one who shares my passions, who understands my
quirks, and who always makes me feel like I'm part of something
special. I'm so grateful for your companionship and your love.
55. Roses are red, violets are blue, I may not be a
poet, but I know I love you. You're the person who understands my
quirks, my flaws, and my dreams. You're the one who makes me want to
be a better person. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who makes my
heart skip a beat.
56. You're the whipped cream to my hot chocolate.
57. You're the person who makes me feel like I'm the
only one in the room. You're the one who listens to me when I talk,
who looks at me like I'm the most beautiful person in the world, and
who makes me feel like I matter. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who
makes me feel seen.
58. You're the Nutella to my spoon.
59. You're the person who makes my heart flutter
every time I see you. You're the one who makes my stomach do
somersaults, who makes my palms sweat, and who makes me feel like a
teenager in love. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who makes my heart
skip a beat (and sometimes even stop altogether).
60. I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
61. You're the person who makes me feel like I can
conquer the world. You're the one who supports my dreams, who
encourages me to take risks, and who never lets me settle for less.
Happy Valentine's Day to the one who makes me feel like anything is
possible.
62. You're the person who makes me feel like I'm on
cloud nine. You're the one who showers me with affection, who tells me
sweet nothings, and who always makes me feel loved. Happy Valentine's
Day to the one who fills my heart with happiness and joy.
63. You're the ice cream to my cone.
64. You're the person who makes me feel like I can
conquer anything. You're the one who supports my dreams, who
encourages me to take risks, and who always has faith in my abilities.
Happy Valentine's Day to the one who believes in me.
65. You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it
because I'm too lazy to get a new one.
66. Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite pain in the
butt!
67. You're the avocado to my toast.
68. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who always has
my back (even when I'm being ridiculous). You're the one who listens
to my crazy stories, who supports me in everything I do, and who never
judges me for my weird obsessions. You're the person who makes me feel
like I can be myself, no matter what.
69. Happy Valentine's Day to the one who always
makes me laugh, even when I'm not in the mood.
70. You're my better half, even if you do leave the
toilet seat up.
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